"Pss... Pss... OVER HERE!"

 I Am

 The Divine & The Devil

 The Satanic & The Sanctified

 I Am Both

 The Faithful & The Faithless

 The Sinner & The Virtuous

 A Lover & A Fucker

 The Father & The Mother

 I Am

 Nothing

 If Not All

 The "To Be"

 &

 "Not To Be"

 DEATH

 With & Without Taxation

 LIFE

 Absent Of Incarnation

 Revelation & Disguise

 The Truth & The Falsified

I Am Your Son

Who Wants To Be A Daughter

Your Sister

Who Became Your Brother

I Am The Man Inside Wo[man]

And The Lady With The Biggest Cock

I've No Answers

My Questions Can't Solve

No Middle

With Which To Revolve

I Am

The Inner & The Outer

The Exuberant & The Pouter

The Casanova Of Your Dreams

And The Sociopath Of Your Nightmares

The Asshole Prick, You Love To Hate

And The Best Friend…… You Hate To Love

I Am

A Stereotypical

Rainbow Colored

Interdisciplinary

Scholar/Teacher

Regurgitating with Inspired Conviction

The Importance Of

Frivolity!!!

The North & South Polarity

The Right & Left Wing Insanity

The Chicken & The Egg

The Prayer Without The Beg

The Hero & The Villain

The Extra & The Lead

Leading Us All Through

The Full Spectrum Analysis……

Of Meaninglessness

It's Not That I'm Just Defunct & Deplorable

But Also…

Irreducibly Adorable

Both Ugly & Beautiful

Fastidiously Fascinating

Tediously Captivating

Hideously ME

Trying To Pass As Gorgeous YOU

The One In The Pew

Preaching Unity & Diversity

The Necessity Of Perversity

Multiplication & Division

Healing Through Derision

Finding Light Through Failing Vision

I Am

Green Eggs & Ham

The Apple That Kept The Doctor From Eve & Adam

Alexander, Napoleon, Hitler, Saddam

The Pious, The Guilty, The Slaughterer, The Lamb

Sacrificing Right To Punish The Wrong

The Weakest Of The "Supposedly" Strong

I Am A Figment

Of Your Over-Active Imagination

And The Realest Goddamn Thing You've Ever Seen!

I Am A LOSER

- To The "Enth" Degree

- To The Power Of 3

Finding No One In This World Who Is Cooler Than Me

The Pornography In The Tale Of The Bird & The Bee

The Flower Who Aspires At The Roots Of The Tree

I Am The Bun

Who Rose Without The Oven

A Wiccan

Protected By The Coven

An Enlightened Soul Who Refuses The Light

A Seer Who Denounces The Truth Of His Sight

I Came Here

Unannounced

& Prophesied

I AM NOT WHO YOU THINK I AM

. . . And Everything You Should Be